In a daring move to save the planet one pixel at a time, tech companies have finally unveiled the world’s first environmentally conscious web browser. This groundbreaking technology is set to redefine surfing as we know it by harnessing the power of wind turbines and the mystical energy of unicorn tears. Yes, those same tears that reportedly powered all of Atlantis before it sank.

The Green Browser boasts a unique feature: it automatically plants a tree every time you accidentally open a tab full of cat memes. Of course, these digital arboreal wonders exist in a separate augmented reality dimension, but isn’t that what counts in the grand scheme of saving the planet?

Don’t worry, your data addiction won’t go hungry! Environmentally-friendly data centers are powered by solar Wi-Fi, which is totally a thing, and they’re maintained by eco-conscious fairies dedicated to preserving not only the internet, but every single ounce of utter nonsense it holds.

So, next time you’re doom-scrolling through social media, remember: with this avant-garde browser, there’s no guilt. Instead, enjoy the satisfaction of knowing you’re saving the planet, maybe, and powering through every notification with the power of imaginary yet sustainable whimsy.