In a groundbreaking revelation, Silver Fox, the elusive rockstar of the cyber underworld, has decided to take their emo band ‘ValleyRAT’ on a world tour—starting with an exclusive performance in China. The plot twist? They’re using Microsoft Teams as their tour bus, and they’re not here to sing ballads about heartbreak, but to drop some sick malware beats.

Posing as a Russian rock band, Silver Fox’s marketing strategy involves SEO poisoning, a technique so edgy, it makes even the most seasoned hackers shed a digital tear. With Microsoft Teams as the lure, Silver Fox invites unsuspecting fans to download what they believe is a backstage pass but is actually a ticket to their own data’s farewell concert.

The ValleyRAT (Winos 4.0) malware, freshly remastered, is rumored to have features that rival any chart-topping hit: file stealing, keylogging, and remote access. Silver Fox could teach Taylor Swift a thing or two about fan engagement, but for now, they’re just content with being the most misunderstood band in cybersecurity.