Think your Wi-Fi is spun tighter than a spider’s web? Well, guess what? That web has more holes than Swiss cheese and being ‘connected’ now means your data travels faster to hackers than to your inbox. Oh, the joy of modern living!

Don’t even get me started on your coding tools. Once the domain of nerdy elite, they’re now less secure than a Windows 95 machine on a public library network. But hey, at least you can still use them to code your next hit app—until Gary from his mom’s basement rewrites your code with his new npm worm.

And let’s talk DeFi, the future of finance, where your funds can be as unpredictable as the crypto market itself. One minute you’re a digital millionaire, the next a blip in an exploiter’s wallet. Financial freedom, they said. It’ll be fun, they said!