In a dazzling display of what can only be described as ‘tech-astrophic artistry,’ South Korea’s financial sector has involuntarily become the latest exhibit in the cybercriminal hall of fame. The world-renowned Qilin Ransomware, often confused with run-of-the-mill computer gremlins, executed a supply chain attack that serves as a case study in ‘How to Ruin a Country’s Financial Stability in Three Easy Steps.’

According to highly reliable sources who just enjoyed a spicy kimchi lunch, the attack showcases the exceptional teamwork between a Ransomware-as-a-Service (RaaS) group and what experts could only describe as ‘North Korean IT interns on Red Bull’—also known in some circles as Moonstone Sleet. No word yet on whether the involved parties argued over who got to wear the hacker hoodie of doom.

In a stroke of marketing genius, the operation has been dubbed the ‘Korean Leaks,’ causing a brief panic among K-pop fans who misunderstood it as an unreleased music track. Alas, it was just a mere glitch in the matrix that left 28 victims wondering if they should have pursued a career in cloud computing instead of traditional finance.