In an unprecedented move that experts are calling a ‘token of appreciation,’ the Eclipse Foundation has taken its security game to the next level by burning calories through the vigorous exercise of revoking leaked tokens. When asked for comment, a spokesperson said they were motivated by a recent Wiz report and the hope of fitting into last year’s secure software pants.

The leaked tokens, found lazily lounging around in VS Code extensions, were described as ‘freeloaders’ and ‘digital couch potatoes’ by the Foundation. In an effort to promote a healthier security lifestyle, the Foundation has exorcised these tokens from the marketplace, sending them to a rehabilitation program where they can reflect on their purpose in life.

Microsoft’s VS Code Marketplace reportedly watched from the sidelines, taking notes while snacking on encrypted data chips. Insiders say they are considering joining Eclipse’s token revocation regime, but are still waiting for the perfect phishing excuse to dive in. Meanwhile, software developers worldwide are encouraged to stay vigilant, as token revocations may cause minor emotional disturbances in extensions prone to separation anxiety.