In a shocking turn of events, Russian military personnel have found themselves at the forefront of cutting-edge cyber espionage, thanks to their keen interest in outdoor adventures. The culprit? An innocuous-looking hiking app that’s secretly been tracking them closer than their own shadows.

Security researchers, fed up with being the only ones not invited to Russian hacking parties, have revealed that the so-called Alpine Quest app is really an elaborate scheme. Who knew that a lust for topographic maps could lead to top-secret military chatter being siphoned off like a government-endorsed oil pipeline?

As it turns out, the only peaks Russian soldiers are exploring with this app are peaks in cybersecurity breaches. The stealthy spyware is more adept at gathering intel than a double agent on a mission, proving once again that the hills have eyes—and they’re watching through your Android device.