In a bold move to spice up their users’ lives, social media platform X has announced a new annual tradition: re-enrolling security keys just in time to ruin your pre-holiday relaxation. The company’s latest play for your undivided attention involves requiring loyal participants in the security key fan club to perform a virtual key hopscotch before November 10.

“We believe in keeping our users on their toes,” said a spokesperson from X, “and what better way than to invite them to essentially perform digital Twister with their devices each year? Our research shows that users love unpredictable tech rituals, and this is our way of ensuring they have something to look forward to—like re-watching that one movie you didn’t really enjoy but have to because it’s part of the annual tradition.”

Critics argue that X might be inventing hurdles just to keep their IT department awake during those long, dull winter months. However, fans of the feature claim it’s a refreshing break from reality, as it allows users to simulate the high-stakes drama of defusing a bomb, except the bomb is just their access to the latest celebrity gossip and cat memes.