In a daring shift of priorities, cybercriminals around the globe have set down their piña coladas and picked up their keyboards for a swap more intoxicating than any cocktail: hacking Magento stores! Much to the chagrin of online shop owners, over 250 stores experienced an uninvited cyber fiesta, celebrating the discovery of a new Adobe Commerce flaw. This vulnerability is so accommodating that it practically rolls out the red carpet for hackers, with a CVSS score of 9.1 that screams ‘come on in, the data’s fine!’

As e-commerce security experts feverishly attempt to patch up defenses, threat actors are enjoying a whirlwind tour through digital storefronts, treating themselves to a never-ending banquet of customer data. Adobe, the ever-gracious host, simply left the door wide open—but hey, at least they didn’t forget to serve up a heaping dose of improper input validation!

But fear not, brave store owners! Adobe’s working on a fix faster than you can say ‘sorry for the oversight.’ In the meantime, maybe consider trading your online store for a humble lemonade stand. After all, nobody’s planning to crack that code anytime soon!