In a move that screams, ‘Let’s make everything old new again,’ Microsoft has decided to double down on its IE Mode lockdown. Rumor has it, they managed to achieve this by watching hackers repurpose outdated software into unintentional Swiss cheese. Who knew the past could be so full of holes?

Internet Explorer, the browser that refuses to die, has become the perfect canvas for today’s most ambitious cyber Picasso wannabes. Meanwhile, users rejoiced at having their devices unexpectedly experience the retro thrill of a 90s security breach. How quaint!

Perhaps Microsoft is simply trying to create an authentic vintage experience, complete with zero-day exploits and basic social engineering—a virtual time machine to the Wild West of early internet security. Now that’s what we call commitment to nostalgia!