In a shocking twist of fate, Fortra has unveiled the latest exploit in the GoAnywhere MFT saga, bringing their cybersecurity crystal ball out of retirement to reveal the dazzling timeline of CVE-2025-10035 exploitation. Barely had the team settled into their ergonomic chairs on September 11, 2025, when they were rudely interrupted by a customer’s slightly anxious whisper about a ‘potential vulnerability.’

The cybersecurity giants, however, armed with industrial-grade coffee and the memories of vulnerabilities past, swiftly went into detective mode. Using high-tech magnifying glasses and a paperclip we’ve sworn not to ask more about, they uncovered what they are now coyly calling ‘potentially suspicious activity.’ In a riveting game of ‘Whack-a-Hack,’ Fortra’s team was left musing whether their next move was cybersecurity or a guest spot on CSI: Cyber.

Continuing to draw parallels with psychic networking, Fortra’s step-by-step timeline resembled more of a Crime Scene Investigation episode than a typical cybersecurity briefing. According to inside sources, they’re considering dropping their investigation report as a Netflix series—for those who prefer their cybersecurity with a dash of suspense and a generous sprinkle of disbelief.