In a shocking twist no one could have ever seen coming, cyber villains have boldly commandeered the world’s most secure and flawless platform: WordPress. Leveraging its invincible security measures, these digital pranksters are orchestrating what experts now dub ClickFix Phishing 2.0, redirecting unsuspecting users to the finest of sketchy corners of the internet. It’s like the internet’s very own treasure map, if the treasure was malware.

Puja Srivastava, the cybersecurity clairvoyant from Sucuri, dropped a truth bomb last week, revealing that these hackers are injecting what can only be described as creative enhancements into legitimate websites. These enhancements, however, redirect visitors to magical destinations, such as fake Cloudflare verification pages, offering nothing less than disappointment and financial ruin.

Website security companies, clearly untapped wells of monthly subscription potential, are having an existential crisis. It turns out, the more locked-down the internet becomes, the more hackers step up their game, making their effective use of WordPress a shining beacon of opportunity in the dismal sea of cybersecurity. But fear not! These cybersecurity firms are armed with their most powerful weapon: endless newsletters warning us of the obvious.