In a triumphant return to the digital stage, XWorm 6.0 has smuggled in more plugins than a live DJ set in a hacker’s basement. Just when you thought your data was safe, here comes malware with more versatility than a Swiss Army knife on a camping trip.

According to cybersecurity researchers who probably have more acronyms on their desks than a Scrabble tournament, XWorm’s new modular design features specialized components that can turn your computer into the technological equivalent of a haunted house. Feeling brave? Invite XWorm over for a spooky data theft extravaganza!

With over 35 plugins, XWorm 6.0 isn’t just aiming to pilfer your data—it’s here to revolutionize the art of being a digital nuisance. When asked why they gave XWorm more capabilities than a smartphone update, developers simply shrugged and said, ‘Why not?’