Apparently, the days of traditional espionage tools are over, as cybercriminals have decided to spice things up by taking a stroll through the digital zoo. Welcome to Russia, where Cavalry Werewolf attacks are more common than a bear riding a unicycle in the streets of Moscow.

In today’s episode of ‘We Really Should Have Seen This Coming,’ the notorious hacking group YoroTrooper has been spotted gallivanting through the Russian public sector spreading malware like teenagers passing around a mixtape of emo ballads at a party. And what’s on their playlist? None other than the illustrious FoalShell and its sidekick, StallionRAT.

BI.ZONE, undoubtedly tired of simply naming these nonsensical threats, is now tracking them by conjuring up bizarre code names inspired by a combination of cheesy horror movies and your childhood petting zoo. So keep your bytes tight, comrades, because in the cyber wild west, the Cavalry Werewolf doesn’t knock – it howls before it pounces.