In a groundbreaking move towards efficiency, companies are now automating pentesting, ensuring that no cybersecurity report will ever be read by human eyes again. Experts believe this ingenious leap will finally save time for security teams, allowing them to focus on their true passion: deleting spam emails.

Stale PDFs and spreadsheets, long the bane of security professionals who believed they should be doing something, well, more secure, are now set to become relics of the past. Analysts predict that by automating delivery, these static reports will seamlessly find their way into the digital abyss, freeing up server space for essential cat memes and blockbuster streaming content.

Critics, mainly those analog-loving types who shamelessly stuck to their Excel sheets, argue that this shift might alienate vulnerable rogue bots nostalgic for the ‘good old days’ of manual handoffs. However, the general consensus is clear: as long as the reports are automated, nobody will care what happens to them.