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In a shocking revelation, experts have discovered that Phantom Taurus, the newest entry in the pantheon of China-linked hacker collectives, has been quietly introducing the digital equivalent of a bull in a china shop—except this bull hits governments with the grace and stealth of a ninja.

The troupe, apparently taking naming cues from the Hogwarts School of Hackery, has focused its covert digital ballet on government and telecom stages across Africa, the Middle East, and Asia. Their target list, which reads like a who’s who of organizations you definitely don’t want to anger, includes ministries of foreign affairs, embassies, and other geopolitical VIPs.

Palo Alto Networks Unit 42, the cyber world’s own Sherlock Holmes, notes that Phantom Taurus has been operating quietly under the radar for over two years, much to the chagrin of those who thought their cybersecurity was tighter than a camel’s needle entryway. Who knew the real threat was a ninja bull in disguise?


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