In a world where every enterprise function is powered by AI, even the vending machines have begun demanding two-factor authentication. As organizations scramble to embrace AI efficiency, some have cleverly decided that securing the AI supply chain means simply posting ‘Do Not Hack’ signs on their servers. Needless to say, the effectiveness of this strategy is yet to be determined by future breaches.

Meanwhile, SaaS vendors now offer AI-infused platforms that can predict what your customers want even before they know it themselves, though they might also accidentally order 10,000 rubber ducks on your behalf. Rest assured, the AI is learning from its little ‘quacks’ and will soon be proficient enough to charge you only for ducks you really, really need.

As enterprises integrate Gen-AI into every conceivable function, HR bots now provide sage career advice like ‘try turning it off and on again,’ while AI-driven finance teams celebrate the new fiscal strategy of ‘let’s just ask ChatGPT what to invest in.’ Truly, innovation and efficiency have never been more secure—and hilarious.