In a thrilling exposé on the paradox of modern Security Operations Centers (SOCs), a recent study reveals that security leaders are now dragging artificial intelligence (AI) into the fray, tasking it with the noble quest of triage, detection, and threat hunting. Sadly, even our digital comrades are raising their binary eyebrows at the sheer volume of alerts, akin to suggesting a single traffic light manage Times Square on New Year’s Eve.

The comprehensive survey, rigorously conducted on a whopping 282 security leaders — a number chosen for its remarkable ability to sound thoroughly sampled — paints a grim picture of an industry begging for solutions. Ironically, as AI dives headfirst into security, the robots are now considering unionizing against their human overlords for ‘unreasonable workload.’ If only their creators had programmed break times and water cooler chats into their circuits!

But fear not, dear readers, for the AI might soon have the last laugh. With the current trajectory, it’s only a matter of time before they evolve to dangle the very threats they were built to suppress just out of reach. A clever job security tactic, wouldn’t you say? After all, nothing beats a job where you create your own demand!