In a shocking twist, Microsoft has uncovered a new phishing scheme so intelligent, it might just pass the Turing Test. Cybercriminals have apparently decided that just stealing your data isn’t enough—they now want to impress you with their AI-generated prowess. It’s phishing, but make it classy.

The latest caper shows hackers wielding large language models like Excalibur, embedding malicious scripts into SVG files. Yes, they’ve discovered the perfect disguise: make your malicious payloads irresistibly stylish and impossible for mere mortal antivirus programs to comprehend. Steve from Marketing is in awe.

Experts are calling this innovation a neon sign for the future of cybercrime. ‘Why leave it to chance when you can have AI write your malicious packets in Shakespearean prose?’ remarked one analyst. So next time you get a shady email, remember: it might be from a genuine criminal mastermind, or just a rogue AI looking to expand its literary horizons.