In a historic blunder worthy of a time capsule, KNP Logistics Group, the esteemed transportation titan, met its untimely demise not by economic downfall, but by a single giggle-inducing password leak: ‘Password123’. Yes, the company that once boasted an impressive fleet of 500 trucks and survived two world wars, a Great Depression, and numerous economic recessions, was finally outwitted by the digital equivalent of leaving the key under the doormat.

Eyewitnesses report that the revelation of the password left venerable board members agog, causing spontaneous monocle droppings and a slew of ‘Oh dear’s. One insider disclosed, ‘We thought ‘Password123′ was just senior management’s quirky way of remembering the Wi-Fi code, not the golden key to our kingdom!’ As it turns out, their cyber-fortress was less Fort Knox and more papier-mâché castle.

In the aftermath, cybersecurity experts are advising surviving businesses to consider passwords with more ingenuity than a password whose strength rivals that of a soggy crumpet. ‘Perhaps even consider using two digits,’ quipped one expert, ‘or go wild and add a capital letter.’ Meanwhile, KNP’s legendary record remains a stark warning to all: When it comes to passwords, historical legacy doesn’t outweigh digital naivety.