In a groundbreaking maneuver in the field of cybersecurity, SonicWall has introduced its cutting-edge strategy of continuous password resetting, a move they’ve called ‘password agility.’

After an unfortunate ‘peek-a-boo’ moment with hackers who managed to get a glimpse of backup files, SonicWall decided that the best course of action is to reset the passwords of everyone, always, ideally while you’re attempting to log in. Because if you can’t access your own account, neither can hackers, right?

As part of their new initiative, SonicWall will also be issuing frequent reminders of their security prowess via email, carrier pigeon, and occasional smoke signals, all urging you to change your credentials immediately, whether you just did it or not.

Meanwhile, customers are reportedly thrilled with the new plan, citing their appreciation for SonicWall’s dedication to ensuring that only those with the patience of a saint can maintain security settings. ‘It’s like a trust fall, but with IT,’ one joyful user commented.