In a monumental leap forward for cybercrime, state-sponsored hackers from elite hacker destinations such as Iran, North Korea, and Russia have come together in an unholy alliance to introduce the world to ClickFix. This highly acclaimed tactic promises to bring both malware and social engineering to new, unprecedented heights of public annoyance.

The phishing campaigns, affectionately tracked as TA427 and TA450, effectively combine the soul-crushing despair of tech support calls with the innovation of cyber-espionage. Experts believe that this new form of digital thievery will bolster international tourism, with hackers skillfully deploying malware across the globe like sinister Santa Clauses unfairly penalizing curious users.

ClickFix has rapidly gained popularity for its innovative approach to appealing to human empathy and technological ineptitude—a strategy summarized in their catchy slogan, ‘If you click it, you break it.’ State hackers are rumored to be in talks to release a ‘ClickFix for Dummies’ guide later next year to help struggling cybercriminals everywhere achieve their malware deployment dreams.