In a shocking revelation that has stunned both cybersecurity experts and science fiction enthusiasts alike, the notorious Salt Typhoon cyber espionage group has been accused of using time travel to enhance their nefarious activities. Previously unreported domains dating back to May 2020 have come to light, suggesting that this devious gang of digital miscreants might have some Delorean-level tricks up their sleeves.

“Who could have imagined?” wondered one cybersecurity analyst as they sifted through logs that were older than their expired milk. “It’s not every day you uncover secrets from 2020, which we all thought was just a terrible year for everyone. Turns out, it might have been the perfect playground for Salt Typhoon’s newly acquired space-time continuum manipulation skills.”

Critics have been quick to condemn Salt Typhoon’s actions, calling them irresponsible for meddling with timelines just to hack into email accounts. “What’s next?” asked a flabbergasted onlooker. “Are they going to use black holes to improve their server speeds? At this point, nothing would surprise me from these digital magicians.”