In a groundbreaking demonstration of ‘thinking outside the blockchain,’ forward-thinking cybercriminals have taken inspiration from George Clooney’s suave bank heist movies, turning npm packages into the smart contract capers no one asked for. It’s not their fault if crypto developers forgot to code in ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal.’

These innovative npm packages, going by the catchy names of ‘PleaseStealMyCrypto’ and ‘DefinitelyNotSuspicious’, are giving developers existential crises by boldly asking the question: Who needs security audits when you can just YOLO?

In a bid to earn the accolade of ‘Most Creative Threat Actor of the Year,’ these digital bandits have not only robbed developers under the guise of logic but also managed to pass the ultimate test of our time: stealthily navigating under the radar, avoiding the dreaded gaze of overworked cybersecurity professionals everywhere.

While some might call this a concerning trend, we prefer to see it as the natural evolution of code-sharing platforms. After all, it takes serious skills to exploit both blockchain and unsuspecting devs simultaneously, all while making us laugh at the absurdity of it all.