In a heartwarming move for aspiring cybercriminals everywhere, the Erlang/Open Telecom Platform has rolled out a premium opportunity for remote code execution—no authentication required! With a top-tier CVSS score of 10, it’s like the Oscar of vulnerabilities, ensuring your rogue packets get top billing in the cyber threat theater.

CVE-2025-32433 offers a thrilling chance to convert your neighbor’s unsecured IoT devices into a personal botnet playground. Now even your grandma’s digital picture frame can become part of a world domination plan. It’s like visiting the tech county fair and walking away with the biggest, most concerning hacking ability.

Of course, the responsible folks at Erlang/OTP are working on a patch, but for now, let’s savor this rare moment when creating digital chaos is as easy as ordering takeout. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility—or in our current timeline, great potential for meme-worthy network disruptions.