In a groundbreaking discovery shocking exactly no one, the FBI has unveiled that Static Tundra, an FSB-linked hacker group, has a new favorite hobby: exploiting a seven-year-old security flaw in Cisco devices. Apparently, the sophisticated Russian operatives have the unique ability to read the calendar and notice that 2016 was indeed a long time ago.

The cyberwarriors from the land of vodka and nesting dolls have chosen to grace sectors such as telecommunications, higher education, and manufacturing with their attention. It seems these institutions are paying the price for not digging through their couch cushions to pay for essential software updates.

Cisco Talos, the cybersecurity equivalent of a parent reminding a child to wear a coat in the snow, has disclosed the attacks, hoping that their perennial reminders will finally inspire action. With this revelation, the only thing more persistent than Static Tundra’s network access is the astonishing negligence of IT departments worldwide.