In a divine twist reminiscent of an ancient myth, financial institutions are being blessed with the presence of GodRAT, a holy remote access trojan sent only to those trading firms whose sins include trusting Skype messenger.

According to cybersecurity oracles, GodRAT employs the sacred art of steganography, hiding its malice within .SCR files disguised as financial documents. Apparently, nothing screams ‘trust me’ like a file masquerading as an Excel sheet and delivered through a platform known primarily for awkward video calls.

Leading researchers have pointed out that this celestial rat has inherited the stealthiness of Gh0st RAT, a trojan ancestor revered for its subtlety. So, next time you’re on Skype, just remember: it could be more than just your boss watching your every move—your portfolio might be getting divine attention too!