In a bold move to disrupt the traditional supply chain attack scene, cybercriminals have taken to exploiting dependencies in the most artisanal way possible. Their latest creation, a delightful little number called ‘termncolor,’ has set the digital criminal community abuzz with its artisanal flair and handcrafted destructive capabilities.

These nefarious artisans have masterfully nestled their malicious code within dependencies like a bespectacled barista tucking a vintage vinyl into an indie coffee shop’s playlist. The ‘colorinal’ dependency, for instance, is a prime example of how these dastardly creators have ditched the clunky malware of yore for a more refined, multi-stage malware operation that would make even the most discerning hipster hacker proud.

In a world where cyber attackers are the new avant-garde, it’s clear that owning the right malicious package is now a badge of honor. Forget AI and quantum computing—2023 is the year of crafting malware with the same passion usually reserved for home-brewed kombucha.