In a shocking revelation, cybersecurity experts have finally cracked the code to ultimate network security: abstain from computers entirely. ‘The best way to reduce your attack surface is to read books and send letters,’ says Yuriy Tsibere in his latest groundbreaking article.

Setting up a digital fortress has never been easier. Instead of complex default policies like deny-by-default, Tsibere suggests implementing something simpler: life-by-default, preferably sans internet. Why rely on MFA enforcement when you can just enforce the absence of technology?

As organizations struggle with disabling Office macros and blocking outbound servers, they might find peace in the revolutionary concept of doing their taxes with an abacus and sealing it with wax. Truly, in the age of cyber threats, we must return to a simpler time when hackers were just sheep rustlers.