In a stunning show of unprecedented creativity, cybercriminals are reportedly using the new PS1Bot malware to deploy multi-stage in-memory attacks. What better way to show your nostalgic allegiance to the ’90s than by hacking systems using a retro-themed malware campaign?

PS1Bot, with its quaint modular design, is like the charming retro gaming console you never asked for but still have to deal with. In a twist of irony, these modules aren’t meant to relive your childhood gaming dreams; instead, they’ll help hackers relieve you of your privacy, security, and possibly, your sanity.

From information theft and keylogging to reconnaissance and persistent system establishment, PS1Bot has got you covered—like a mom who just won’t stop asking if you’ve eaten enough. Remember when malvertising used to be merely annoying? Well, PS1Bot’s here to remind you that things can always get worse!