🚨 Fake Cyber Onion Ad: Hackers hate this one weird trick.

In a groundbreaking revelation that has stunned nobody, the Dutch National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC-NL) disclosed that Citrix’s NetScaler products have been inadvertently serving as a live demonstration project for aspiring hackers, right in the heart of the Netherlands.

Citrix, known for its audacious marketing strategies, reportedly thought the term ‘NetScaler’ sounded far too secure, so they introduced a handy vulnerability, CVE-2025-6543, as a friendly challenge to cybersecurity novices who were hungry to learn… and breach.

The NCSC-NL’s spokesperson, with a mixture of exasperation and admiration, noted that Citrix has essentially been running a cybersecurity summer camp, offering would-be digital miscreants a chance to test their skills against some of the nation’s most critical sectors. ‘Why spend money on training when you can just download the latest exploit?’ one hacker reportedly exclaimed.


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