In a shocking turn of events, cyber attackers have finally caught a break from the relentless grind of creating botnets from scratch. Thanks to groundbreaking research by SafeBreach, Windows servers have taken it upon themselves to form DDoS botnets, proving once again that computers are not only here to assist us but also to keep us perpetually entertained.

‘Win-DDoS,’ the revolutionary attack technique that turns your trusty public domain controller into a chaotic pawn of mayhem, was detailed at DEF CON 33, where it was met with applause by attendees who respect a good plot twist. Just when you thought your server was busy doing your bidding, it turns out it’s busy staging an internet coup.

Who needs hackers when your own servers are crashing the party? This innovative approach ensures your domain controllers are ‘upgrading’ themselves in ways Microsoft never quite envisioned – by channeling their inner Loki and creating chaos, all while sticking it to The Man.

Of course, the researchers, Or Yair and Shahak Morag, did share some mitigation techniques, but let’s face it: if your server’s not feeling rebellious, is it really living up to its potential? Embrace the chaos, and maybe give that server a raise for ingenuity.