In a stunning example of international collaboration, the U.S. government has displayed its prowess in both cyber intelligence and agricultural knowledge by sanctioning a North Korean front company and coincidentally apprehending an Arizona woman for her audacious attempt at starting a laptop replica of Old MacDonald’s farm. The infamous Korea Sobaeksu Trading Company, the clever masterminds behind the ‘Kim Jong-Un’s Get Rich by Coding From Home’ campaign, have finally been reined in. Their employees can now take a well-earned break from clicking ‘extend trial’ on every software known to man.

Meanwhile, the humble state of Arizona has found itself thrust into the spotlight as a woman, known locally for her revolutionary farming redefinition, finds herself jailed for running what authorities have affectionately dubbed a ‘laptop farm.’ Neighbors were mildly confused but entirely unfazed by the humming field of Dell and Asus devices. ‘We just thought she was growing cyber cucumbers,’ one resident stated.

This turn of events stands as a testament to the U.S. Department of the Treasury’s ability to tackle two completely unrelated cyber and agricultural threats in one fell swoop. Experts predict that this action will lead to a decrease in North Korean cyber shenanigans and Arizona laptop harvests. In the meantime, the rest of the world watches in awe, wondering if one day they too can boast of such unique dual-threat elimination policies.