In a bold career move, threat actor Mimo, also known by the endearing nickname ‘Hezb’, has decided to diversify their portfolio. Previously content with wreaking havoc on vulnerable Craft CMS instances, Mimo has now graduated to bigger and more challenging targets: Magento and misconfigured Docker instances. It’s all part of their lifelong dream to become the cryptocurrency mining overlord we never asked for.

Mimo’s strategy appears to capitalize on the age-old proverb, ‘Why fix what’s broken when you can exploit it?’ The threat actor has successfully parlayed their knack for identifying N-day security flaws into a blossoming enterprise of digital chaos and financial gain. We can only hope their newfound interest in Magento and Docker doesn’t inspire a franchise.

In response to these developments, cybersecurity experts have advised everyone to take a moment to appreciate how efficient Mimo’s operations are. After all, it’s not every day a hacker can turn an unprotected e-commerce platform and a neglected virtualization tool into a cryptocurrency empire. That’s entrepreneurship for you—Mimo style.