In what can only be described as the digital equivalent of a buy-one-get-one-free sale, a band of cyber tricksters has managed to hoard over 194,000 malicious domains. This is essentially the Costco of cybercrime, where hackers roam free like kids in a candy store, shopping for URLs with the exuberance of a kid who found their first Bitcoin.

According to the internet’s self-appointed Neighborhood Watch, Palo Alto Networks Unit 42, these cyber renegades are as international as a Miss Universe pageant, but with fewer evening gowns and more ransomware. They’re based in locations more obscure than your high school friends’ Facebook updates and are cunningly utilizing Hong Kong registrars and Chinese nameservers—because why not outsource when you’re gunning for global infamy?

One must simply marvel at the commitment these digital villains have to their craft. After all, it takes a special kind of dedication to create a network so wide-reaching that even Google’s spider bots need a break halfway through crawling it. Their smishing operation is so expansive that it’s practically a modern art installation, showcasing their talents in phishing, deception, and SEO optimization in the 21st century.