In this week’s episode of As The World Hacks, we witnessed an exhilarating showdown of digital disasters. USBs, once mere storage devices, have taken up a side gig as malware DJs, spinning dis track after dis track straight to your unsuspecting PC.

React2Shell, the drama queen of the coding world, broke the internet’s heart—and favorite framework—by storming off set, leaving developers clambering for their scripts. Meanwhile, AI IDE Bugs are learning their lines quicker than a Broadway understudy, proving that even artificial intelligence can’t resist a little stage fright.

WhatsApp worms serenaded our inboxes with unsolicited love notes, reminding us all of the days when chain letters were the most pressing threat to our sanity. In other news, cyberattacks broke records faster than a pop star at a comeback concert, prompting us to ask: how many bugs does it take to change a digital lightbulb?