In this week’s episode of ‘Got Hacked?’, digital daredevils from the notorious Lazarus Group upped the ante, turning Web3 into their personal playground. While some argue they’re just misunderstood artists expressing their craft, others suggest it’s time we stop treating cybersecurity like an art gallery where everything’s up for grabs.

Meanwhile, in a shocking plot twist, the sacred temples of Intel and AMD were breached. Trusted Execution Environments (TEEs) were cracked open like old computer chips at a toddler’s birthday party. Now, instead of feeling secure, techies everywhere experience what we call the Schrödinger’s Backup paradox: secure until proven otherwise.

On the dark web, a new leak tool emerged, primed to hit enterprise data harder than a spoiler for the next big superhero movie. It’s part LinkedIn, part Tinder, but instead of matches, it offers your data to the highest bidder.

From ransomware strong enough to make your grandmother’s firewall weep to phishing scams with more tricks than a magician on caffeine, cyberspace is proving to be the ultimate reality show. Tune in next week to see if the white hats finally get their act together or continue filming this saga of digital survival!