In a shocking revelation that could only surprise those still using dial-up, cybersecurity researchers have identified over 20 configuration-related risks lurking within Salesforce Industry Cloud. Apparently, these vulnerabilities are as plentiful as bad PowerPoint transitions at a corporate retreat.

The risks, which pose as many threats as a toddler in a candy store, have exposed sensitive data to unauthorized parties. Sources suspect these parties might include anyone from a nosy neighbor to your third cousin twice removed who still insists on borrowing your Netflix password.

Among the problematic components are FlexCards, Data Mappers, Integration Procedures, Data Packs, OmniOut, and OmniScript Saved Sessions. Rumor has it, these components were last seen at a support group for overlooked software features trying to find their true purpose.

Salesforce has assured users that they are working tirelessly to patch these vulnerabilities, but in the meantime, experts recommend penning personal memoirs on paper rather than relying on cloud storage with more holes than Swiss cheese.