Oh, the thrill of it! Over 269,000 websites taken for a joyride by JSFireTruck, the latest malware that feels more like a rebellious teenager than a menace. It’s not every day you get to witness JavaScript with a zest for life, injecting itself into websites and wreaking havoc with all the subtlety of an elephant in a china shop.

In what can only be described as a ‘large-scale sightseeing tour,’ JSFireTruck has been obfuscating its shenanigans using JSFuck, an avant-garde approach that seems more at home in an art gallery than in a cybersecurity report. Forget robust and sophisticated attacks; this one’s got the complexity of a teenager trying to explain calculus through interpretive dance.

Webmasters are left scratching their heads, wondering if they’ve stumbled upon an elaborate prank. But hey, at least we can enjoy the irony and artistry behind a code that’s less ‘hackers gonna hack’ and more ‘rebels gonna rebel.’ As for the rest of us, it’s probably time to stock up on our popcorn. After all, why thwart the plot when you can watch the show?