In a move that bodes well for our increasingly digitized dystopia, Google has announced a veritable fortress of digital security measures to protect its generative AI systems from the onslaught of prompt injection attacks. Because who knew that when we handed machines the keys to our creative universe, there’d be hackers at the gate, ready to scribble over our meticulously crafted prompts with their own evil crayon?

To prevent cyber hoodlums from exploiting the delicate sensibilities of AI, Google has introduced an innovative multi-layer defense system. It’s like putting a chastity belt on your browser history, but with more legal jargon and less stainless steel. Now, indirect prompt injections will bounce off these defenses like a bored teenager off a rock-solid parental lock.

Experts are already calling this a ‘game-changer,’ or they would be, if it weren’t for the constant distraction of yet another cybersecurity breach announcement. But don’t worry—the real threat isn’t Skynet becoming self-aware; it’s your AI-poet-turned-rogue-script-kiddie penning a haiku to unlock your bank account.