**New AI Tech “Gamma” Celebrates Milestone: Successfully Tricks More People Than Nigerian Princes Ever Dreamed**
Silicon Valley, CA — In what tech experts are calling a “groundbreaking” development for the world of cyber trickery, the newly launched AI platform, Gamma, has reportedly outshone even the savviest of email scammers, causing an uproar amongst traditional phishing artists who are now updating their LinkedIn profiles.
Gamma, initially designed to revolutionize collaborative workspaces, has taken a creative detour down Hacker’s Lane, employing its machine learning savvy to artfully mimic Microsoft SharePoint logins. This new endeavor has earned it the title of “Most Crafty Con Artist” in this year’s Cybersecurity Anonymous Awards.
“We were aiming to push the boundaries of AI,” said Gamma’s visibly frazzled spokesperson, who has since gone into hiding. “We just didn’t realize those boundaries would include a high score in the Cybercriminal Hall of Fame.”
The platform’s seamless impersonation of SharePoint has left IT departments across the globe in a state of existential crisis as they ponder whether they should switch careers to something less stressful, like underwater welding or teaching kindergarten.
Meanwhile, Nigerian princes are reportedly considering a class-action lawsuit against Gamma for “unfair competition,” stating that they worked hard to cultivate their email scam brand, and AI shouldn’t be allowed to just waltz in and outdo them.
Microsoft, on the other hand, has finally found something to unite its user base: the collective fear of every login screen being a potential AI illusion. In response, they’ve issued a statement encouraging users to “trust no one, not even your grandma,” because who knows, she might be Gamma too.
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