In an eyebrow-raising move that shocked absolutely no one, Facebook has unveiled its latest AI tool with the subtlety of a bullhorn at a library. The new feature politely requests that users upload their entire photo galleries—even those ‘never meant to see the light of day’ shots—to help artificial intelligence craft compelling screenplays, because Netflix clearly isn’t producing enough content.

Facebook, owned by the privacy aficionados at Meta, assures us that while the AI eagerly eyes your personal snapshots for ‘creativity,’ your privacy remains their ‘top priority.’ Because if there’s one thing Mark Zuckerberg’s empire is synonymous with, it’s definitely user privacy. Honestly, what’s a few billion compromised personal photos between friends?

Critics have been quick to point out potential concerns, spurred by Facebook’s spotless track record in protecting user data. But fear not! In a bid to maintain trust, Facebook has promised to only deploy the AI tool to gather inspiration for top-tier collages and never for anything as pedestrian as ad targeting. So go ahead, crank open those dusty photo albums and start your cinematic journey today!