In a groundbreaking move that shocked absolutely no one except the crooks themselves, the Department of Justice has heroically taken down 145 domains linked to the BidenCash marketplace. Finally, an end to the virtual flea market where the only thing cheaper than the stolen credit cards is the moral compass of its operators.

The BidenCash platform, which prided itself on making credit card fraud as easy as ordering pizza online, has been rudely interrupted. This unexpected takedown probably forced countless cybercriminals to go through the five stages of grief, although they mostly seem stuck on denial.

Experts anticipate that rival platforms are now scrambling to rename their operations—perhaps TrumpTokens or HarrisHacks—hoping to dodge the watchful eye of moral and literal authorities. Meanwhile, BidenCash users are left to wonder if their next best option is a lemonade stand or simply returning to legal employment.