In a move set to revolutionize server inefficiency, hackers have discovered a delightful new method to give back to the developer community — free cryptocurrency miners. By exploiting misconfigured Docker APIs, these altruists are graciously installing crypto miners via the Tor network, ensuring that your once-idle containerized environments are now fulfilling their true potential by mining Bitcoin for strangers.

The latest trend in DevOps is being hailed as the ‘Keep My Cluster Busy Initiative,’ which inadvertently provides developers with the opportunity to laugh contemplating the irony of powerful servers working for someone else. After all, isn’t the core of open-source collaboration about sharing resources — like electricity bills and CPU cycles?

Security researchers, with straight faces, have advised developers to ‘literally do anything’ to secure their environments. Suggestions include reading past the first page of Docker setup docs or even, for the bold, changing default passwords. Meanwhile, hackers are allegedly considering a Nobel Peace Prize nomination for their efforts in promoting global currency redistribution.