In an unexpected plot twist that rivals the climax of a low-budget thriller, ConnectWise has announced its novel approach to cybersecurity: rolling the dice on digital certificates. Sources say the move comes after a mysterious third-party researcher (who may or may not be the office intern) noticed their software had all the defense of wet tissue paper.

Critics are calling this strategy the ‘roulette wheel of online security,’ where the winning prize is not getting hacked today. ConnectWise’s bold new direction—best described as turning cybersecurity into a game of musical chairs—suggests that if you can’t keep your data secure, at least keep it guessing.

Analysts suggest this could be the biggest shake-up in digital certification since the Great Certificate Mix-Up of 2017, where ‘password123’ was used as a signing key for half the world’s software. As the tech world holds its collective breath, we can only hope ConnectWise’s next big breakthrough isn’t putting their passwords on sticky notes under their keyboards.