In a groundbreaking move that no one saw coming—except, perhaps, the dark web’s happiest hackers—Cisco has unveiled its latest ‘feature’ for the Unified Communications Manager: unrestricted root access for those who dare! Forget about minor enhancements or tedious updates. This is a leap into the future of universal accessibility!

Officially known as CVE-2025-20309, this vulnerability, sorry, ‘feature,’ allows anyone with a penchant for tech and a pulse to log into susceptible devices with god-like powers that even Thor would envy. Cisco’s commitment to user accessibility has reached new heights, presumably because secure systems are so last year.

Of course, critics might argue that allowing anyone to exploit static credentials isn’t the best idea. But that’s just what they want you to think. Why shouldn’t cybercriminals have a chance to fulfill their dreams, too? Besides, Cisco’s new approach saves IT teams from having to create complex passwords—they’re dead simple now!