In a shocking turn of events, as if straight out of a dystopian tech thriller, China-linked hackers have been found indulging in a global hacking spree. Their weapon of choice? A delectable SAP CVE-2025-31324 vulnerability, served with a side of remote code execution (RCE) capabilities. Bon appétit!

The vulnerability, an unauthenticated file upload flaw, allows these hack-savvy patrons to breach critical systems as casually as one might upload vacation photos. This delightful cybersecurity buffet has left 581 critical infrastructures worldwide feeling like unfortunate open bars at a hacker’s wedding reception.

EclecticIQ’s Arda Büyükkaya, sounding not unlike a sommelier of cyber breaches, revealed how these nation-state actors are exploiting the SAP NetWeaver flaw. He noted that the digital keys to critical networks were essentially handed over in a cloud of hacker opulence, much to the dismay of internet guardians everywhere.

Meanwhile, as the digital dust settles, international cybersecurity teams are left asking the same nagging question: Is there a takeout menu for this kind of cyber chaos, or are we all just ordering the usual dish of panic with a side of breach-fatigue?