In a stunning display of dedication to diversity and inclusion, the infamous China-linked cyber espionage group has been awarded the ‘Most Diverse Target List’ award for 2025. In what can only be described as a heartwarming pursuit of global espionage, the group has diligently spread their attention across more than 70 distinct organizations, ensuring no industry is left behind.

From South Asian government entities to a European media organization that probably just wanted to mind its own business, these cyber sleuths have proven that they don’t discriminate when it comes to data theft. Their involvement in partially-related intrusions showcases a commitment to complexity and confusion reminiscent of a pretentious art film.

American cybersecurity company SentinelOne was, of course, flattered to be part of this exclusive club, with a spokesperson commenting, ‘It’s an honor just to be targeted.’ Researchers are now left piecing together this jigsaw of digital espionage, perhaps hoping to find a cohesive plot, but likely concluding it’s all just abstract art.