In a bold move reminiscent of a tech startup scaling operations, the infamous Bitter APT group has announced its comprehensive mentorship program for aspiring cybercriminals. Dubbed ‘Hack and Learn,’ this initiative is set to revolutionize the hacking industry with its generous offer of coffee breaks and ethical hacking certificates. Participants can now enjoy a hands-on experience in the cyber underworld, learning from seasoned professionals in state-of-the-art virtual classrooms.

Sources close to the group revealed that Bitter APT is eager to expand its geographic footprint beyond its traditional Indian government projects. ‘We’ve been stagnant for far too long,’ said a source who insisted on anonymity. ‘If we want to stay relevant, we need to innovate at the speed of light. The internet waits for no one, not even a seasoned hacker.’ Rumor has it that their upcoming session will feature a guest appearance by an AI version of Alan Turing, ready to drop some knowledge bombs on encryption cracking.

The course promises to cover every facet of the hacking trade, from the art of phishing emails to the digital gymnastics required to bypass two-factor authentication. Attendees will leave with more than just a certificate—many will gain the confidence to approach even the most daunting of firewalls. Those who complete the course are reportedly eligible for an internship that offers actual exposure to real-world hacking scenarios, further diversifying Bitter APT’s resume as a leading educational platform in the cybercriminal community.