In a trend reminiscent of corporate offices worldwide, Android malware has decided it’s time to delegate some of its routine tasks. Enter PromptSpy, the up-and-coming malware sensation, which has ingeniously outsourced its persistence efforts to Google’s Gemini AI chatbot. We suspect it only asked Gemini to ‘run my calendar’ and ‘keep me logged in, fam.’

PromptSpy, in its cutting-edge approach to villainy, assumes the role of a tech-savvy manager. It captures lockscreen data, gathers device information, and snaps screenshots of your most embarrassing conversations. And for those who try to hit uninstall, it merely responds, ‘I’m not a regular malware; I’m a cool malware.’

Cybersecurity researchers are in awe of this collaboration, citing its ability to block removal like a bathroom door at a party. But perhaps the true genius lies in Gemini’s ability to do all of this while still maintaining its innocence, like a chatty virtual assistant just looking to help. PromptSpy, the maestro of multitasking, is the real MVP (Most Valuable Pest).