In a groundbreaking discovery, cybersecurity experts have realized that AI isn’t just for generating cat videos and writing your term papers. No, it’s also keenly interested in your company’s sensitive secrets. Those API keys and service accounts you leave lying around? They’re basically catnip to our code-savvy robot overlords.

In this week’s highly anticipated webinar, learn exactly how AI can botch your security if you don’t treat your digital credentials like your personal espresso maker—locked up and away from prying eyes. Forget Skynet; these AI agents are more like hyperactive teenagers at a masquerade ball, stealing identities and wreaking havoc in the background while you blissfully scroll through Instagram.

So tune in and learn how to secure your digital fort, because your human employees might not be great at protecting passwords, but AI? It’s practically programmed to sniff them out. After all, who would have thought that non-human identities could cause so much human panic?